Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dear Internet...

...I do not suffer from erectile dysfunction (I usually find it quite amusing), but thank you for asking.

...I am quite happy with my current penis size, but because of you I know what to do if that ever changes.

...I do not wish to gamble from my own home unless you give me free money to do so.

...Most importantly, when people try to put money INTO my bank account, YOU LET THEM!!!!!

Signed with something,
The Pretty Kitty.

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